Y2KFC

everyone's going crazy. humans, animals, politicians...you name it. it all started with those damn cows, they all had to get diseased. before then we never had problems with animals...sure potatoes didnt grow in ireland and the plague came and killed a couple of people but animals...well they were always cool with us. even after we cut their forests, intoxicated their rivers and used them as rugs, they never really DIED on us unless we gunned them down.

now ALL OF A SUDDEN animals (much like the paris riots) are striking back, rioting. first it was the cows that were dieseased and now its our birds! and they are worse than suicide bombers: they migrate. they go from country to country spreading their love with influenza. the farmers can kill them all they want but theyre the ones who will die a slow and painfull death. i just dont think its fair that the chickens are doing this to us. theyre not being very creative with the whole avian flu thing. when the animals all met and came up with the ingenius idea of the avian influenza they didnt leave much to our imagination, we see crippled chicken all the time. KFC anyone?

personally i just think its a low-blow from the chickens. surely they can do better than that. being from the farm myself ive seen animals do some crazy shit... chicks drowning in the pigs food, my uncle getting kicked by a bull, roosters attacking little children...im just dissapointed. maybe theyre just preparing us for something greater to come, maybe theyre just toying with us...we will never know. they might even be the masterminds behind the london and paris attacks...but one things for sure people: dont let your guard down because before you know it we might be the victims.

KFH...you do the math.

Tags: bird, KFC, Kentucky, Chicken, Y2K, random