say no to bradley!

from:

MALEGROW - CHANGE LIFE

subject:

AREYOUBIGENOGHbradley?


from:

ERECTIONSAFE WITHHERBVIAG

subject:

UPIN20MINUTESbradley


from:

must encounter willing males

subject:

Sx-weak women

*these junk mail titles have not been altered or modified.


people wonder, my friends my family, they all wonder why i am such an angry guy. i mean i dont have that many reasons. not personal ones anyway. i mean my parents treat me right, i have an education, i live in good conditions...my life does not contain THAT many problems for me to be so angry. people are puzzled and i dont blame them. BUT what people dont know is that i CANT HELP THE ANGER. now i dont mean to sound like a raging goth but its like everyones ASKING FOR IT!

people, i dont lie. when i join hotmail i put my ACTUAL date of birth, 21/02/87. they ask for my name, i give them Oleg Pupovac. they ask me where i live, i type in Lebanon with the postal code and all. so why in gods name do they NOT know that i DONT need upin20minutes viagra! im EIGHTEEN for fucks sake i wake up feelin like im on viagra! (guys yanno what im talkin about) AND my name ISNT bradley damit! and NO i dont need to seek weak women, u sick twisted fuck!

what is it with the junkmail? is it just me? doesnt anyone else have these problems? are we all BRADLEYS!? godamn. the other problem is that i keep getting notices that my inbox is "approaching its limit!" (the exclemation mark is always there). the problem is that my inbox memory is full because of these god forsaken junk mails...UPIN20MINUTESinbox? sounds like it.

the viagra ads seem to be FEEDING my inbox and now its full cuz the pill is at a high demand since hugh hefner inspired old farts around the world to believe they can still "get jiggy with it."

listen up bradley, next time you swing round and ask me if i want to pop some ego enhancers, im in the car, lock n loaded and huntin your motherfuckin ass down!

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