babynames.com LIES

for those creatively constipated parents out there who cant manage to come up with a name for their child, there are sites like http://www.babynames.com to ease the burden. Sounds great dosent it? you can choose an exotic name for your kind and know what it means 18 years later when he asks you "why the fuck am i called 'pondababa'?"

me and oleg decided to check it out, these are our findings:

being the resident arab, i looked over the names in the 'arabic' category.

ABDULKAREEM Slave of the generous God Arabic
ya its a name, but its not 'slave'...its more of servant. and i love how a generaous God can keep slaves, sort of like Thomas Jefferson.

HAROUN Lofty Arabic Male
What the hell does 'lofty' mean? ur not helping, guys

JEROEN Holy Man Arabic Male
ok thats just not true

LUKMAN Prophet Arabic Male
neither is that one

NAIF Not available Arabic Male
hahahahahaha more lies and a fucking pointless name if it were true. 'lets name him after the
birth control we used!'

NASSER Triumphant Arabic Male
damn straight

ONSLOW Hill of the Passionate One Arabic Male
hahahahahahahaha i KNOW this is some village in Norway! i know these things! definitely NOT an arabic word, let alone a name

NEN Ancient Waters Arabic Male
it would be a challenge to even write that in arabic! a complete lie!

Now the slavic, with interpretations by oleg:

DAMEK Man of the Earth Slavic Male
polish name, like radek, darek, marek. u cant just 'round up' from polish to slavic, bastards.

OLEG Sacred Slavic Male
dosent he wish

PAVEL Little Slavic Male
in olegs words "if u meet a russian/slavic Pavel...u KNOW he isnt going to be little"

VOVA Strong Leader Slavic Male
tat name makes me giggle

LEL Taker Slavic Male
a complete lie. scandanavian =/= slavic. get your europeans straight.

and speaking of scandanavian.....

DUTCH From the Netherlands Scandinavian Male
hahahahahahaaha

ESBEN God Scandinavian Male
who the fuck do u think u are?

HAMMER A Hammer Scandinavian Male
hahahahaha thanks man, good looking out

KIRK Owned by the church Scandinavian Male
as in the church plaaaaaaaaaaaayed u nigga

LANGER Tall man Scandinavian Male
we should introduce him to pavel

MIKKO Who is like God? Scandinavian Male
hahahaha who needs a philosophical question built in their names?! sounds like a pokemon anyway.

what a lying site. conclusion: think of ur own baby names, or as a REAL arab or serb or whatever. and as for scandinavian, well...dont go there. any more fun names are welcome, lady names to come.

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