we had great james bonds in our day... sean connery (a king among men), Roger Moore (got the job done) and Pierce Brosnan (smoother than silk on a woman's ass)...BUT can we add daniel craig to the list?
name: daniel craig
hair: blonde
eyes: blue
nationality: SWEDISH!?
the answer is a definate no. i think blonde i think yellow i think yellow i think URINE i think urine i think of pissing on his hopes for becoming the next james bond! PEOPLE, why am i the only one furious about this poor decision to make daniel craig the next james bond?
i understand if there was a certain charm about him, something small and unusual that gave him character but blonde hair is NOT THE LOOK THEY SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR...Sean rocked the short black hair that added to his charm, Roger rocked the orangish brown hair for an unusual yet satisfying look and Pierce rocked the black poofy hair which, surprisingly, worked and whats poor ol' daniel gonna rock? hes gonna rock NOTHING. blonde does not suit badass spies who can have any girl they please. as a matter of fact the only BLONDES in james bond movies are the females. hear that danny boy, FEMALES. from ursula andress to cecilie thomsen. females.
lets hope daniel is the next timothy dalton (The Living Daylights, License to Kill...kill his ass-chin!) and only gets one or two movies under his belt because if danny sticks around for too long i think i just might have to end him.
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Hey! Don’t feel alone, this as well makes me sick to think a yellow haired is going to be the next Bond Agent! I don't have anything against the actor however I will have to wear shades to see his head during daylight shots! I also heard they are thinking of using Jessica Lizard Simpson as the new leading lizard lady for the new Bond! She can't act or sing and for sure her trying to act being a part of a sexy married couple doesn't get me hot to head to the can with a mag to spend sometime alone with me python! If this happens I will stop at 22 collecting the DVD movies! Picture Jessica Lizard Simpson going "Oh James" you really should dye your hair, lizards can't see in yellow!
In final the Bond movie will be nothing more than Real Life TV with Blond and Lizard Simpson looking at each other at the end of the movie figuring out who takes the Viagra!
True story Simpson was sitting at a table dining out with hubby and chubby waiting for their drinks and the waiter put a shot glass of Teq down in front of her, she than asked hubby I think they forgot to finish making my drink and besides how do we drink these anyway? He says with your mouth! Oh!
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