1. Be a better person

As many of you may or may not know people of the Orthodox religion celebrate christmas according to the old calendar (don’t ask me, i don’t know which one theyre referring to) so the dates are kinda different than what youre normally used to; 7th january: Christmas, 14th january: new years. Now, I am not a religious type-a guy but Im a serb so I celebrate christmas on the 7th (today) so before I go on with this post i want to wish a merry christmas to all the people of the world, no matter what religion you are. May your wishes come true.

Moving along…I realized that many people were posting their new years resolutions and since my new years (technically) is in a week and since yours was last week and since ramsey is a muslim (therefore, it doesn’t really matter) im gonna go ahead and post some resolutions that me n my friend set for ourselves and this pointless site. The trick with resolutions is that they don’t come true, its not a wish. Wishes you wish for n it may or may not come true while a resolution is a personal goal and you have to work for it hence it never working.

Our resolutions go a little somethin like this:

Oleg's Resolutions:

1. Be a better person

2. Get good grades

3. Make the hairs on my goatie actually connect

4. Learn to ride a pony

5. Become steve irwin’s right hand man

6. Star on "Water Rats"

7. Learn the Way of the samurai

8. Stop pissing on Ramsey’s dreams

9. Give birth

10. Learn to play the accordion

11. Become a gypsy

13. Kick a baby

14. Develop an Australian accent

Nasser’s Resolutions:

1. Be a better person

2. Learn Salsa

3. Wear more pants

4. Grow a few inches

5. Develop a gap in the middle of his unibrow

6. Grow hair on his feet

7. Grow a normal wrist

8. Stop being stupid

9. Get a girlfriend (hahahahahahahahahahahaha)

10. Lose his virginity (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

11. Learn the way of the jedi

12. Become tom cruise’s right hand man

13. Realize coldplay is gay (i mean it rhymes)

14. Make Oleg like him

Emptywhiteroom Resolutions:

1. Become better people

2. Hate things less

3. Swear less

4. Stop believing that anything that rhymes is cool (it aint no thang but a chicken wang)

5. Post posts that make sense

6. Develop a meaning for this site

7. Ramsey posting regularly

8. Ramsey contributing to this site

9. Ramsey realizing that Oleg is his guardian angel

10. Start giving a shit


Now feel free to comment and tell us some of your resolutions, as you can see me n ramsey are working on resolution number 10…

Tags: christmas, /new year/, resolutions, random