BEIRUT - It has been reported that Keso the Whale, the first whale to learn calculus, has opened an mp3 player factory in the mountains of Klowand, Iran. This new mp3 player, dubbed "Sundance," is meant to rival the iPod in every way possible, including the iPods famous juice maker.
When asked to comment, Keso only said "du bist deutschland," much to our suprise.
The inovator of many things, Keso the Whale is most known for his profecieny in both calculus and german, not to mention his smash hit books "googling past the graveyard using firefox" and "The Apple: Why does it give us gas?"...books that many of us keep under our pillows when we sleep.
Top iPod analysts Chris Matthews and Bin Laden said "...if sundance does well, this could be the grindstone weve all been waiting for!" Matthews then promptly took off his pants and began to cry.
Jack Bauer, a noted biolinguist, was not as optomistic. "...ill sand paper my nipples off...and cement my dick to my foot if keso has his way..." he later added "...I...like...men...alot..." John Tierney said "Bloggies!"
If this is whats to come, there may be no hope for mankind. Our prayers and pants are with you. -EWR
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Creative way to wreck the usefulness of Technorati.
It made me chuckle tho.
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