one more bit of background information: those of you who have been reading this blog for a while (basically me) would have noticed that im not a particularly angry person. thats oleg. im usually calm and resolved and not to get too angry, u know? lifes good.
this was an exception.
this was bad. a very very bad thing.
i found...
HICK HOP
why.
just why, thats all i want to know.
i want to know WHY the fuck this exists.
WHY IS THIS LEGAL?! HOW CAN THEY LET PEOPLE PUBLISH THIS KIND OF ITEM AND THEN PUT IT IN STORES FOR GOOD MEN AND WOMEN TO PURCHASE?!?!?!?!!?!?!? I DONT EVEN WANT TO IMAGINE THEM *LISTENING* TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!
im better.
what is 'Hick Hop,' you may ask? well, other than HELL'S INFLAMED NIPPLES ON A CD, its supposed to be a blend of country music with rap. country rap. crap. coincidence? you decide.
they rap about hick-topics, like racing against trains and impregnating sisters. NOT wholesome stuff. they play country instruments, like the banjo and that stooopid ass jug that you blow into (you know what i mean) to hip-hop beats. sound bad? STOP TRYING, YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF IMAGINIG.
thats it. game over. the world is ending. no im serious, stop laughing, im not being cute. the world is coming to and end. if youre a believer, repent ur sins. if ur not, convert. stop smiling, im building a bunker.
the 'leader' of this GODLESS revolution is a gentleman named 'Cowboy Troy.'
I LIED TO YOU HE IS NEITHER GENTLE NOR A MAN I HATE HIM SO.
they ran out of things to say in songs along time ago (it was inevitable, ive done the math), so recently its been all "my car is so P-I-M-P-E-D" or "my chick is so H-O-T" or "i miss you so M-U-C-H" or some generic shit. fine. ive adapted. but now they're running out of ways to sing shitty lyrics?!!? they have to start mixing and matching genres to get their phallic* ideas out?!?!?! whats next? death metal/reggae? church gospel/trance? electro-funk/polka?? these are not good ideas.
i make it a policy of my life never to comment/judge/stroke/evaluate anything without firsthand knowledge of it. so i decided to visit Commander Troy's website. i am a doomed man.
http://www.cowboytroy.com/
abandon all hope, yee who enter there.
wow.
i really have zero hope in mankind. i always had very very little, ESPECIALLY with the shit we run into and publish on this site (ear candling?!?! come the fuck on...) but this is it. this is the straw that broke the camels back. its more of a sledgehammer, actually, that brutally destroyed the camel and his friends and colleagues. the world is ending. youll see.
oleg wanted me to mention that hes emotionally torn apart by the idea of hick hop. so i mentioned it.
stupid ass troy. ruined a perfectly good movie. fucker.
*phallic: adj, of or relating to the penis.
Tags: Entertainment (what a lie), Music, armageddon, troy
3 comments:
Hick Hop sounds like Hiccup.
I did some reseach on this and another appreviation is "C - Rap" HAHA
"Boy you done fell and bumped your head, uh-huh that's what they said. People say it's not possible, improbable, too radical, but I've already been on the CMA's, hell Tim McGraw said he liked the change; said he liked they way my hick-hop sounds and the way the crowd screams when I stomp the ground."
Cowboy Troy 'made it' because of Big and Rich (woohoo! Awesome music there). He rapped for them in their song "Rollin' The Ballad of Big and Rich" (a badass song I might add). Troy is now produced my Muzik Mafia as is Gretchen Wilson (a Redneck Woman).
I'm a huge fan of BnR, but I hate they way the production and record labels have turned into gangs like rappers, it's kinda sucky.
Troy has a new song out called "If You Won't Love Me" listen to it (CMT.com - Artsits) and then compare it to "I Play Chicken" and then give another post. Heck look up the words even, you might be surprised.
C'mon, you're buddy from Middle School is probably the closest thing you know to "hick" - I guess it comes with living in WNC. Oh well.
Have faith Mr. Nasser, the world is not coming to an end because of Cowboy Troy (who's an entertainer), the world is coming to an end because of people like Star Locke (startovertexas.com). Write about that and tell me what you think.
Your Friend,
Cam C.
"the universe is evil"
I couldn't agree more... *sigh*
www.StarOverTexas.com
Read-Up on Star Locke, I'm sure this will give you and Ramsey some good fuel for your fires.
Allow me to quote:
"Perhaps if we would realize that ISLAM is NOT a religion but a Virus. A "VIRUS OF DEATH" and that we need to "quarantine" it so that it does "contaminate" and kill anymore of our citizens."
Cowboy Troy shouldn't be your target, Morons like Star Locke should be, adn that is why. ;)
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