Empty White Room Breaking News

BEIRUT - It has been reported that Keso the Whale, the first whale to learn calculus, has opened an mp3 player factory in the mountains of Klowand, Iran. This new mp3 player, dubbed "Sundance," is meant to rival the iPod in every way possible, including the iPods famous juice maker.

When asked to comment, Keso only said "du bist deutschland," much to our suprise.

The inovator of many things, Keso the Whale is most known for his profecieny in both calculus and german, not to mention his smash hit books "googling past the graveyard using firefox" and "The Apple: Why does it give us gas?"...books that many of us keep under our pillows when we sleep.

Top iPod analysts Chris Matthews and Bin Laden said "...if sundance does well, this could be the grindstone weve all been waiting for!" Matthews then promptly took off his pants and began to cry.

Jack Bauer, a noted biolinguist, was not as optomistic. "...ill sand paper my nipples off...and cement my dick to my foot if keso has his way..." he later added "...I...like...men...alot..." John Tierney said "Bloggies!"

If this is whats to come, there may be no hope for mankind. Our prayers and pants are with you. -EWR

You heard it first from empty white room...

Tags: Iran, mp3, iPod, Weblog, News, random, Canada

brb

hahahaha what bad graphics

Tags: baby, Internet, chat, random

*N Sync

yes
DOES THAT STAND FOR 'IN SYNCHRONIZATION'!??!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS??!?!?!!

like does it refer to their dance moves? are they 'in the groove' with teens? are they down with life? WHAT ARE YOU SYNCHRONIZED WITH, PLEASE HELP ME!

and that ridiculous star. DO YOU ALSO PUT A SMILEY FACE ON YOUR I's?!??!!?!

I DONT LIKE THEM.

(blonde motherfucker is the scariest. looks like he wants to bite me on the ass.)

Tags: nsync, pop, music, boys, entertainment, television, random

Ear Candling

why is the kid seem so happy?! she seems almost aroused...

ear candling...aaah what can i say. its, among other things, depressing. they burn one end of the candle sitck and your ear wax softens and oozes out. what troubles me more than this irregular past-time activity is that the little kid filled the whole motherfuckin plate. your kid's diseased, mom. look at that plate, its half full!

Tags: ears, candles, wax, random

a nationality orgy

Now, im not a racist. I never was. I moved around my whole life ive lived in Bahrain, Kuwait, Poland, Lebanon, Italy, Serbia and now in Iran. If I wanted to I couldn’t be racist, I cant discriminate cuz of the cultures I have seen in my life which is WHY i am justified to write this post.

Have you ever watched a sport and noticed that the person did not match the nationality he/she was representing? Lets say a Lee played for Trinidad and Tobago or something. Yanno? It just doesn’t make any sense and I have never been a fan of this. I don’t know, call it what you like but I have simply never been a fan. If I see a fellow slav playing for Australia (or any other first world country) it saddens me. Theres something about it I cant quiet put my finger on…

Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Zlah-tan Eebra-heem-ovich) – Swedish Football National Team

OH NO! but many oh no’s! this one, in particular, is a painful one. Let me explain why…zlato means gold in serbian. Zlatno means golden (referring to objects) in serbian. Zlatan means golden (referring to persons) in Serbian. THE MANS NAME MEANS GOLDEN! Hes gooooolden, not Swedish but zlaaaaaatan. Now if your last name contains a Muslim name then you are, in fact, muslim. if your last name ends in “vic” you are a slav… Ibrahim – vic … Ibrahimovic… A MUSLIM SLAV. which can only mean one thing: HE IS A MUSLIM BOSNIAN. That’s it. Theres nothing more to it. Zlatan is a farm boy from Bosnia. Any debates? Didn’t think so because what I say is factual. Now if youre STILL not convinced…BLACK HAIR, DARK EYEBROWS AND BROWN EYES ISNT EXACTLY SWEDISH MATERIAL.

Khalid Khannouchi (Khah-led Khan-oo-shee) – USA running team

Yeah? You like fuckin with my head? Yeh, youre good? Gooood. Cuz khannouchi is NEVER American. I understand that America is thee land of immigrants but I suggest you guys stick to the dantes and alfontes (and any other black name you prefer) to be on your running teams. Firstly, they look better in tights, secondly theyre American. They are. Theyre African-American, their ancestors came to the land, not in great conditions, but they made roots there. But Khannouchi came to America and he IS the roots, yanno what im sayin? The African slaves wouldn’t be able to run for America cuz they were just too fresh. Maybe his childrens childrens children can but you, khanouch, MAY NEVER. And cmon, khalid, homie, what u doin there man? Come back here to the middle east, represent us man. We have good (if not better) grounds for you to run on. You like long distances? Run to iraq n back, visit your American homies there. And the turf will be a REAL test, dodging bombs n shit, that’ll prepare the shit out of you. i KNOW you miss the shawarmas n the poverty, im certain.

Jon Robert Holden – Russian National Basketball Team

The black man above is a Russian. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. oh MAN, what a Russian! I didn’t know Russia had hoods, shit. Cmooooon, now you must agree with me on this one. cmon. somehow i just dont see a hammer n sickle next to his picture. Hes jonny from around the block. 15 years ago he would have been in the RED basketball team, how amusing would that have been? Hes not the Vladimir Vlatchkov or the Ivan Pavlov you would expect. Hes a Russian Dominique. Hahahaha. Sorry, I must laugh at this. He cant make it in the US of A so he goes to Vladimir Putin (what a Russian) and asks for a passport. His homies are like “aaaw J Dawg! Sup man?! U aint representin’ u aint even have a rap album out, u aint even gettin your eagle on. Aw damn homie, J Rob gon get it.” Well atleast he’s not playin for money right?! This is the only case where a first worlder came to the third …on his own will. And besides, holden you cant be on the damn Russian team, youz a nnnnnnn….aw I aint gona say it (check first sentence of first paragraph). But I know you all are thinkin it.

PEOPLE! Dammit, stop being so godamn confused. You cant change where you come from. By lookin at your last name we know what house from what village from what country you come from, its just the way it is, theres no bullshittin here. Zlatko, go back to BiH and play for their shitty ass team man, money aint everythin. Khannouchi, go back to whatever third world country your ass hails from (morocco) and live in harmony n terrorism, it’s the only way. And holden, maaaan go back to your homies. They miss you dawg, go kiss the baby mama, roll the trees n run from the hip hop police, shit who knows u might even get that album deal.

Damn, I hate you motherfuckers.

Potential war starters:

Nx M’baye - Hungary

O’connor - Indonesia

Gupta - Mexico

Livingston - Vietnam


Tags: ibrahimovic, khannouchi, holden, confusion, sports, nationality, random

aah, good times

YEAH!

WOOOW!

ALRIGHT!

WOOOW!

OKAY!

WOOOW!

YES!

WOOOW!

GOOD STUFF!

WOOOW!

PARTAYE!

WOOOW!

ALRIGHT!

WOOOW!

DESIGN A JET!

WOOOW!

HEAT IT UP!

WOOOW!

TREMENDOUS HAIR!

WOOOW!

THIGHS N FEET!

WOOOW!

PARTY IN HERE!

WOOOW!

ON THE NINTH FLOOR!

WOOOW!

WHERE’S THE PARTY?

WOOOW!

PARTY’S HERE!

WOOOW!

CORRECT!

WOOOW!

AFFIRMATIVE!

WOOOW!

ITS 8 O’ CLOCK

WOOOW!

WAAA, THE NIGHTS YOUNG!

WOOOW!

GET THE TRUMPET!

WOOOW!

GET THE ACCORDION!

WOOOW!

GET THE GUITAR!

WOOOW!

YOUZ A HOOOOO!

WOOOW!

NOW IS THE TIME!

WOOOW!

TO UNITE!

WOOOW!

TO DRINK SPRITE!

WOOOW!

HUSSEINS NOT BRIGHT!

WOOOW!

EAT TURKISH DELIGHTS!

WOOOW!

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT!

WOOOW!

NUNS ARE TIGHT!

WOOOW!

PISS ON RAMSEYS SITE!

WOOOW!

YOURE FUNNY RIGHT!?

WOOOW!

BLACK OR WHITE!

WOOOW!

IS THE LIGHT VIOLET?!

WOOOW!

IS IT FUCHIA?!

WOOOW!

NO, ITS RED!

WOOOW!

BUT ROXANNE

WOOOW!

YOU DON’T HAVE TO!

WOOOW!

IF YOU DON’T WANT TO!

WOOOW!

UNLESS ITS YOUR DESIRE!

WOOOW!

IF YOU WISH IT!

WOOOW!

THEN THAT’S COOL!

WOOOW!

I GUESS!

WOOOW!

HIP MOVEMENT!

WOOOW!

IT’S A MANS WORLD!

WOOOW!

GEORGIA!

WOOOW!

GEORGIAAAA!

WOOOW!

ITS NEW, YOU LIKE?!

WOOOW!

YOU DON’T LIKE IT?

WOOOW!

ALRIGHT THEN!

WOOOW!

YEAH!

WOOOW!

PARTAYE!

WOOOW!

You gonna keep doin that?

WOOOW!

You good?

WOOOW!

Yeah?

WOOOW!

Not gonna say anything else?

WOOOW!

I got the whole dictionary?

WOOOW!

ALRIGHT!

WOOOW!

GOOD STUFF!

WOOOW!

UNCANNY!

WOOOW!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We’re so single…

Aggressive Charity

I saw this donation box outside a supermarket in dubai

"YOUR PITY IS NOT ENOUGH"

muslims really know how to ask for money. what an intimidating fucking box. tell me you wouldnt put $100 in there, just out of fear. good stuff.

horrible

fuck

i shaved my beard off...i didnt mean to...my hand slipped...im so depressed...


this is the third time this has happened. im such a retard...

Tags: Life, depression, beard, random, Weblog

1. Be a better person

As many of you may or may not know people of the Orthodox religion celebrate christmas according to the old calendar (don’t ask me, i don’t know which one theyre referring to) so the dates are kinda different than what youre normally used to; 7th january: Christmas, 14th january: new years. Now, I am not a religious type-a guy but Im a serb so I celebrate christmas on the 7th (today) so before I go on with this post i want to wish a merry christmas to all the people of the world, no matter what religion you are. May your wishes come true.

Moving along…I realized that many people were posting their new years resolutions and since my new years (technically) is in a week and since yours was last week and since ramsey is a muslim (therefore, it doesn’t really matter) im gonna go ahead and post some resolutions that me n my friend set for ourselves and this pointless site. The trick with resolutions is that they don’t come true, its not a wish. Wishes you wish for n it may or may not come true while a resolution is a personal goal and you have to work for it hence it never working.

Our resolutions go a little somethin like this:

Oleg's Resolutions:

1. Be a better person

2. Get good grades

3. Make the hairs on my goatie actually connect

4. Learn to ride a pony

5. Become steve irwin’s right hand man

6. Star on "Water Rats"

7. Learn the Way of the samurai

8. Stop pissing on Ramsey’s dreams

9. Give birth

10. Learn to play the accordion

11. Become a gypsy

13. Kick a baby

14. Develop an Australian accent

Nasser’s Resolutions:

1. Be a better person

2. Learn Salsa

3. Wear more pants

4. Grow a few inches

5. Develop a gap in the middle of his unibrow

6. Grow hair on his feet

7. Grow a normal wrist

8. Stop being stupid

9. Get a girlfriend (hahahahahahahahahahahaha)

10. Lose his virginity (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

11. Learn the way of the jedi

12. Become tom cruise’s right hand man

13. Realize coldplay is gay (i mean it rhymes)

14. Make Oleg like him

Emptywhiteroom Resolutions:

1. Become better people

2. Hate things less

3. Swear less

4. Stop believing that anything that rhymes is cool (it aint no thang but a chicken wang)

5. Post posts that make sense

6. Develop a meaning for this site

7. Ramsey posting regularly

8. Ramsey contributing to this site

9. Ramsey realizing that Oleg is his guardian angel

10. Start giving a shit


Now feel free to comment and tell us some of your resolutions, as you can see me n ramsey are working on resolution number 10…

Tags: christmas, /new year/, resolutions, random

Hip to the Hop

Ok. Ive been gone for a while now but no worries, im back and today hip-hop is gonna get it. Now, I want everyone to understand that this is, in particular, a special post. Im a very big hip-hop fan, I listen to rap all the damn time. I listen to everything from old school to club bangers to gangsta rap… but recently its been real hard defending rap.

Rap started off being the voice of african americans, it was never popular cuz the focus wasn’t the beat but the lyrics. Then it became more of an im-gonna-listen-to-this-track-n-have-some-fun like run dmc or young will smith. But Nowadays…ah man, we got people like Lil’ john, nelly, snoop dogg, p. diddy (or whatever he calls himself), chingy, sean paul n so on n so on…

Now don’t get me wrong. I actually have all those rappers’ albums but as I said earlier, it gets harder n harder to defend those motherfuckers man…

Ying Yang Twins – Wait (the whisper song)

Chorus:
Ay bitch, wait till you see my dick
wait till you see my dick
Ay bitch, wait till you see my dick
Ima beat that pussy up.
Ay bitch, wait till you see my dick
wait till you see my dick
Ay bitch, wait till you see my dick
Ima beat that pussy up.
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up

CALL ME WHITE BUT I DON’T WANT TO BEAT ANYBODY’S PUSSY UP. IM SORRY! And what GENIUS came up with this song? Ying or yang? Cmon guys, who is it? AND I DON’T CARE IF YOU WHISPER THE WHOLE SONG IT STILL DOESN’T MAKE IT ALRIGHT! Firstly, I cant hear a DAMN thing your sayin secondly I DON’T THINK I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOURE SAYING. Damn. Things like these really get to me.


Nelly – Flap Your Wings

Chorus:
Drop down and get your eagle on, girl (flap your wings)
Drop down and get your eagle on, girl (flap your wings)
Hell naw, ain't leavin' me alone, girl (flap your wings)
Drop down and get your eagle on, girl (flap your wings)
Drop down and get your eagle on, girl (flap your wings)
Drop down and get your eagle on, girl (flap your wings)
Hell naw, ain't leavin' me alone, girl (flap your wings)
Drop down and get your eagle on, girl
She's got that sweat drippin' all over her body
[Girl] Do you like that sweat drippin' all over my body?
Yea, I like that
That sweat drippin' all over your body
[Girl] You like that sweat drippin' all over my body

im sorry! WHY ARE YOU HAVING A DIALOGUE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SONG NELLY?! Cmoooooon man. And before you do the song ATLEAST explain to your listeners what it means to “get your eagle on.” Pleeeeaaaase do so cuz im not getting it. Its not cuz im slow but cuz im SCARED, Im not sure if I WANT TO get my eagle on. i dont even know what it is...I can just picture my scrawny self runnin around flappin my long n eerie arms…NOT COOL.


Chingy – Right Thurr

Chorus:
I like the way you do that right thurr (right thurr)
Switch your hips when you're walkin', let down you're hurr (let down your hurr)
I like the way you do that right thurr (right thurr)
Lick your lips when you're talkin', that make me sturr

Ok CHING youre just talkin jibberish now! For all you people who are unfamiliar with the terminology… thurr: there, hurr: hair, sturr: stare. THOSE THREE WORDS (WURRDS) ACTUALLY RHYME!!! WHY, oooooooh ching, WHY THE HELL DID YOU DECIDE TO MISPRONOUNCE N MISSPELL THEM?! WAS IT A PERSONAL CHOICE!? DID YOU THINK ABOUT IT LONG AND HARD?! cuz i dont wanna decypher songs when i listen to them… ITS LIKE AN ENIGMA.


Rhianna – Pon De Replayand

Chorus (x2):
Come Mr. DJ song pon de replay
Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up
All the gyal pon the dancefloor wantin some more what
Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up

Im sorry, what? Did you ACTUALLY make some sense? Like seriously. Did you take the TIME to fuck with my head? And for all you people who are unfamiliar with the terminology…join the club. I mean ok u can have an accent (like sean paul) but rhianna is SURELY gonna be nominated for best foreign act.

And for all you feminists out there, with your unshaven armpits n your buzz cuts (or are those lesbians? Whatever) this last song was ESPECIALLY for you guys since the other ones had to do with women getting their eagles on n letting down their hair, I just wanted to show you that FEMALES can also be… STUPID! and that rappers don’t have to be male to be nasty…have u ever heard of Peaches? Or Khia? Those some naaaaasty bitches…


Khia – My Neck, My Back

Chorus:
my neck,my back
lick my pussy and my crack
my neck,my back
lick my pussy and my crack

THANX FOR THE OFFER! BUT IL PASS!its not even an offer…IT’S A COMMAND. AAAW YOU NASTY! And you guys are lucky I spared you and only decided to show the chorus, you don’t even WANNA KNOW the rest…THIS WAS HER FIRST RADIO SINGLE! Whats the MATTER with you?! Are you DESEEEEEEAAAAAASED?! Oh u so nasty.

Now all these songs that I mentioned are cetegorized as “club bangers,” they’re usually played in clubs therefore, people dance to the beat and not the lyrics. However, I DON’T WANT TO LICK YOUR CRACK, I DON’T WANT THAT. I DON’T WANNA SEE IT…LICK IT…MAN I DON’T WANNA THINK ABOUT IT. AND NO I DON’T WANT MY GIRL TO GET HER EAGLE ON AND I DON’T WANT TO BEAT HER PUSSY UP! THESE ARE NOT MY DESIRES!

Ok. Relax. Im breathing now…in conclusion, we all listen to it. Maaaan you can say what you like but at the end of the day youre the one who goes to that club and dances to “the windoooooooow, to the wall. Till the sweat drip down my balls! Till all you bitches crawl!” i know you motherfuckers dance to it…its ok tho, its alright. I do it to, youre not alone. But all im sayin is that…aaaah man, why cant we all just get along? Why do we gota go beat pussies up n lick ass cracks? And go out of our way for our sweat to drip down our scrotum…like…no man. Im not in DESPERATE NEED for any of that. so in my second conclusion, I will stop defending the hip-hop that I love so much cuz at the end of the day we all bump our heads when we hear “go, go, go, go, go shawty, it’s yo birthday…”


Tags: rap, hip-hop, entertainment, random

"Alf, for the block!"

Ahh...Its been a while since ive posted. Some of you may have started to think that i grew up or something, so as proof of the contrary...

If you have ever read this blog before, you will know that I do not trust television very much, yet they always seem to find a way to make me trust them less. I was watching hollywood squares the other day, and I saw easily the stupidest thing possible: Alf was center square. this is probably old news to most of you, but i didnt get a memo or anything, so bear with me. alf. what the fuck. i can handle a flamboyant black woman, even a bitter lesbian, but not alf. NEVER alf. this Godless creature deserves to be nowhere but my ass.

Call me a pussy, but that shits scary. my memories of the alf show are very vague, most probably blocked out as trauma. i remember alf in a kitchen talking about eating cats. would you really want alf loose in your house? around your kids? and cats?? come on!! ALF!

by the way alf stands for Alien Life Form........it actually hurts...

as usual, i am not that offended by alf's existence. i accept the fact that God has created sick and twisted people on this earth soley to fuck with me, much like i accept the existence of nazis and zionists. but what kills me is the immense popularity of alf. he was embraced by the american public and made into an icon. from popularity comes merchandise:

Alf Comics:

dont read the word bubbles if you value your sanity. people actually read this. now why would you do that? peoples children asked them "mom, dad, can i have an alf comic?" and people said yes. thats as bad as naming a wheelchair-ridden kid "rider"

"Alf Tales" TV Show:

theres more of him. yup. alf gets a whole alfin' family to play with, complete with two younger siblings and parents. fuck every one of them. and why is it that in cartoons, just wearing a shirt is enough to count as dressed? YOU ARE ALL NAKED. i really dont like the sister, with her hands on her hips like shes some shit. pudgy ass bitch.

Alf Video Game:

This one is painful. i was always a fan of old school games with shit graphics, but this is just...ass. and im not christian or anything, but ISNT WALKING ON WATER RESERVED FOR JESUS CHRIST?!?! ALF IS NOT JESUS. fuck. the quote. hes trying to be whimsically cute. thank God there was no picture of him in a speedo or something...

Alf Plush Toys:

Plush toys have a way of never looking like what theyre supposed to, and this one is no exception. alleged 'toy' above looks more like a cooked chimpanzee fetus than anything else, and is not something i would give to my children. or any children. and ive been known to hurt me some kid.

so there you have it. alf. another piece of stupid from the 80s, and one who haunts us till this day in reruns of hollywood squares.

people complain about islamic terrorism. at least we didnt invent alf.

Tags: alf, /oh no/, /why god, entertainment, television, random

oopsies!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
stupid ass chick.

Tags: egg, chick, random

gas master

got a funny ass site for y'all! hahaha what a funny ass site...now il admit, i knew about it from before but i havent visited it in many years. you can ask ramsey when it comes to gas (with mass from the ass) i AM the king, it is ony normal that im going to show you this.

http://www.fart.com/fartwavs.html

its just different farting sounds. some of my favs/recomendations are ton o' farts, forced grease, skid marks, fart on the run, southpark, bean fart song, and shotgun fart. i know it all sounds grewsome but please, i beg you, give em all a try. itl be worth your time. you can also go to www.fart.com for more fart-related topics like cards, movies n whatever else.

have a fartalicious time! (god i hate myself)

Tags: fart, sound, random

never to be forgotten

As many of you know, Richard Prior passed away recently at the age of 65. he was a great inspiration for almost all comedins today(Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, Whoopi Goldberg, Bernie Mac n many more). i just felt that our site had to pay tribute to this legend since Ramsey and i both, not only enjoy but, belive in comedy. many things on this site are comedic or on a brighter side of things, we dont take shit too seriosuly because we dont see a need to do so. we share that raw and angry comedy that he's made so famous, i just thought since we are like this we owed him at least a lousy post. Richard Prior, the man who made the word "mothafucka" famous, was one of the greatest thats ever done it. He was the real king of comedy and even after death he will be celebrated. may you rest in peace my man.

Tags: /richard prior/, comedy, entertainment, random

why, god?

according to sloth.com (yes, it exists) a sloth's self defense is camoflauge. ya think?! well, hes not gonna run away is he?












god i hate this animal...

hints that your existense is meaningless:

1. your name is a sin

2. it takes you 13 hours to climb a tree

3. your self defense is being ugly

4. you have only 3 digits

Tags: sloth, animals, random

the beautiful 3rd world

- Serbia

Buffy gone wild

now, in a brighter light, i have a very amusing site for you. no, im not gonna diss any pop icons or movie stars. please take a look at this hilarious site that my good sister pointed out to me. watch buffy swear...

http://www.rathergood.com/buffy/

For more unimportant and pointless songs/events (for lack of a better word) visit: http://www.rathergood.com

on the left hand side there will be a bunch of stuff to pick from. if youre bored and have nothing better to do...CH-CH-CHECK IT OUT.

fenks sis.

Tags: buffy, internet, random

The Beatles: Overrated

my next victims: THE BEATLES. oooooh this is a good one. now, dont hate me. i wouldnt post it if ramsey wasnt cool with it. he cant stand them either! hahaha. for you beatles lovers out there dont leave just yet! stay, relax, read the post; you might leave enlightened. hear me out. i will, however, shit on them and it wont be pretty but hey life aint pretty so deal with it.


now heres a spunky bunch! known for their dickhead hair, soundproof eyeglasses and offcourse their catchy tunes. yanno, the tunes that all sound the same n that make me want to dig out my eyes with a blunt axe. those tunes that sound the same n that are so repetative it makes you ckeck your stereo twice cuz u think its broken. those tunes that sound the same with lyrics that CLEARLY reveal that all four (lennon,mccartny n the other two) were on drugs. those tunes that sound the same. hold on, they sound the same. its as if you put oasis' wonderwall on repeat...n after aaaaaaaaaaaall, youre my wonderwaaaaaaaaaall. say maybeeeeeee (maybeeeeeeee) youre gonna be the one that saves meeeeeeeee (saves meeeeeee), n after aaaaaaaaaaaaall, youre my wonderwaaaaaaaaaall...

ya get the point.

"I Want To Hold Your Hand "

Oh please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll let me hold your hand
I'll let me hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

wait wait! nono, dont help me out here! i can figure it out by myself...hmmmmm... im GUESSING someone wants to hold someone else's hand...its just an idea im throwin out there really! im not sure... PLEASE. which crackhead came up with these lyrics. cant you just picture them with their fatass guitars n their matching outfits and their shoobidoos? theyre bouncin around high on fame n meth n makin the girls go wild. "oooh i want me some of that british lovin. oh what? u have bad teeth n nasty hair? i dont care! as long as youre up on stage singin about holdin my hand i think i want to conceive your babies!" ass munchers.

"Yellow Submarine"

So we sailed up to the sun
Till we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine

whoa! this was apparently written as they were being introduced to the magic shrooms. sea of green? im sorry, its either a sea full of mold or sea full of bright n colorful things! sailed up to the sun? you cannot fly a sumbarine! you sick bastards, little kids were singin these tunes! and yellow, if im not mistaken, refers to their teeth. u nasty nasty brits. you trick little chicldren into thinkin youre singin about a friendly yellow submarine thats magical. u never define magical! godamnit I sang it when i was a kid only to realize that i had been a victim to your flower-power-lets-get-high-like-theres-no-tomorrow- bullshit. fruitcakes.

"Ob-la-di Ob-la-da"

Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on
Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on, yeah (No)

WOW. well thought out guys! it seems like lennon was really thinkin straight when he wrote this masterpiece. this was post-magic shrooms. this is where their memory span halted n they couldnt remember the nights before. and one more thing guys, whats bra?! tell me thats brittish slang for brother. TELL ME THIS! i will kill you commit suicide n kill you again...n again n again n again n again until u start killing yourselves. and yeh, usually when im down i hop around saying gibberish like obladi-oblada-bambooroo-shoobidoo-bapaaa life goes on BROTHER. yeh thats me alright. then i snap out of it and piss on your graves you deceased losers. ass bandits.

in conclusion: they are overrated. but its not the peoples fault. they were all too busy livin in the yellow submarine to realize they were listening to shitty music. the problem is that people my age listen to them as well. their parents must have done something to them cuz that shit aint right. we're supposed to be the future. future. not the handicapped. well either way i dont wanna see these fruitloops on tv anymore, theyve been dead for decades now i dont know what the fuss is. the oldies, still listenin to them, can do it quielty and on their own time and my generation needs to move the fuck on n stop being so simple. as far as the future goes...lets hope they start driving actual vehicles n not go for the yellow submarines cuz we all know what that leads us to...

Obladi-Oblada-babababa-booboooo

ya get the picture.

Tags: /the beatles/, /yellow submarine/, drugs, entertainment, music, random

dolphin 007

i found this article on dolphins. PLEASE read it. i have so many damn comments about it but i don't want to ruin anything. i just dont think im gonna look at dolphins the same way again. im not an animal activist or anything, i never really gave two shits, so this is good feedback for me. animals are, in fact, evil. when someone calls you an 'animal' i believe there is some logic behind it and that it is not an overated expression.

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,1577753,00.html

its so american. read it, you'll know what im talkin about. who else would do this? they can get dolphins to do all this but they cant find tupacs killer. ok.

Tags: dolphin, katrina, terrorist, random

Anniversary!

Well, its been exactly one month and a day (didnt have time to post yesterday) since empty white room went online, and we managed to round up about 760 visitors. not bad for a site as pointless as this one, considering i was unable to post for two weeks due to exams.

One thing that saddens me, though, is the lack of comments. i dont get it. no one is commenting. i know theyre reading the posts (were tracking the site guys), but no one is responding to out inanity! It hurts a bit, u know?

Ok, lets make it intersting. The first person to post wins a brand new hat! Horray! now get to it!

(u see oleg?!? u see the feather?!?!? i told u they put a feather in the hat!!!! i knew this u horrible serb)

well, thats all for now. good things to come, so keep coming back.