-Math and Alcohol don't mix, so... PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE
-Q:What is a dilemma?
A: A lemma that proves two results.
-Q: What's nonorientable and lives in the sea?
A: Moebius Dick.
-Q: What is the area of a circle?
A: pi R^2?
R: Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.
-Q: What's a polar bear?
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
-Was General Calculus a Roman war hero?
-"What's your favorite thing about mathematics?" "Knot theory." "Yeah, me neither."
-A geometer went to the beach to catch the rays and became a TanGent.
math jokes are never funny.
they make me squint with disgust.
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3 comments:
Oh man!!! lmao
Ewww you just can't eat ovaries... they must be sauteed and pickled.
Oh yeah Laugh Much At Oleg..depends on what Oleg posted
Re: Australian oldie...once in awhile I'll hum along to a Men At Work tune as it plays on the elevator.
However in this case LMAO means laughing my ass off.
haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa good waste of my time !!!
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