TEHRAN - Fon, the Muslim cartoon, was surprisingly found attending the super bowl last week. when asked about this he said “Web 2.0 is the way to go.” Officials later confirmed that Fon was indeed on a drug called Jyllands-posten Mohammed which is known for its side effects: brain damage and Muslim riots.
Fon’s associate in the cartoon business, Krugle, was reached for comment:
“it’s a true tragedy what happened to my friend Fon. We all knew he was struggling but never did it occur to us that he was on such a drug. I will pray for him and the 30 boxes he owns” he later added, “yaba daba doo!” then rapidly ran off.
Much to our surprise Fon had been taking this drug for many years now and has developed a new best friend who goes by the name of John Tierney, experts say that this friend is no doubt imaginary. According to Gabriela Monteiro “ a lethal chemical substance called cocomment in the drug caused Fon to go schizophrenic.” She then added “du bist Deutschland” and crashed a Danish embassy.
John Tierney could not be reached for comment.
The Blogger Committee of the International School held a conference through Gmail Chat and pointed all the blame at NSA (National Syringe Association) for allowing this lethal drug to spread in the streets. When reached for comment the NSA calmly stated that “Rolling Stones…like…nipples…sometimes…”
Blogger did not know what to make of this.
Seeing as Heise, the annual ritual for urine, is in a couple of days, questions arise: will Fon attend it? Will he give us another surprise? Will he draw Mohammed Cartoons? Will he make a demo tape?
Only time will tell.
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2 comments:
the pictures were ridiculous.
we Muslims respect other people's religion.
not just ridiculous, but....
gah where is the respect? impossible....
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