Sunday, February 26, 2006

math jokes

-Math and Alcohol don't mix, so... PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE

-Q:What is a dilemma?
A: A lemma that proves two results.

-Q: What's nonorientable and lives in the sea?
A: Moebius Dick.

-Q: What is the area of a circle?
A: pi R^2?
R: Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.

-Q: What's a polar bear?
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.

-Was General Calculus a Roman war hero?

-"What's your favorite thing about mathematics?" "Knot theory." "Yeah, me neither."

-A geometer went to the beach to catch the rays and became a TanGent.

math jokes are never funny.
they make me squint with disgust.

3 comments:

Mia said...

Oh man!!! lmao

Mia said...

Ewww you just can't eat ovaries... they must be sauteed and pickled.

Oh yeah Laugh Much At Oleg..depends on what Oleg posted

Re: Australian oldie...once in awhile I'll hum along to a Men At Work tune as it plays on the elevator.

However in this case LMAO means laughing my ass off.

Anonymous said...

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